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Ugluk:


bahnbrechendes Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noSUZfjq3f4&feature=related

Elros:
I don't want to live on this planet anymore... xD

Lord of Arnor:
Warum wir unsere Technik nicht zu gut werden lassen sollten...

Außerdem:


MfG

Lord of Arnor

Chu'unthor:
Pah, LoA xD


\\Hm, n bissl groß...

Eandril:
Auch wenn Bush ja nun schon ein paar Jährchen weg ist:

George W. Bush trifft Condoleeza Rice, seine Sicherheitsberaterin.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellows name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinese guy!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now what are you asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Look, Condi, I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi?
George: No. but now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy in the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Condi: (packs up the phone) Rice here.
George: Rice? Good Idea. And a couple of egg rolls, two. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese Food in the Middle East?
\\Könnt ihr die Spoiler öffnen? Ich kann es nämlich merkwürdigerweise nicht. Deshalb habe ich auch zwei draus gemacht, weil ich dachte, es liegt vielleicht an der Größe des Inhalts.

Edit by Chu: Schien an den Spoilernamen zu liegen... hab sie mal rausgemacht und probier noch kurz was aus^^

Edit 2: Liegt an den Apostrophen... aus irgendwelchen Gründen mag die Spoilerfunktion kein Apostroph im Namen.

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